The Twins' Christmas Wish List

• Laundry baskets.

• DVD cases.  Like, just the cases, they don't even need the DVDs.

• Caden: to be allowed to pull Brooklyn's hair.
• Brooklyn: for Caden to stop pulling my hair.
• Windows.

• Blinds for the windows.
• Things to stack (well, for mommy and daddy to stack) that they can knock over.  Again.  And again.  And again.
• Longer bathtimes.  Like until they are completely prunes and as warm as icicles.  Actually, let's just live in the bathtub.

• Food.  Mostly cereal puffs, cheese, scrambled eggs, and turkey.

• Tissue paper.
• Plastic bags.
• Electronics cords.
•  Also, electronics.  Expensive ones.  A laptop, iPad, and/or iPhone would all be acceptable.  Probably a DSLR camera, too.

• Empty cardboard boxes.

• To be allowed into the bathroom.
• To be allowed to play with the toilet in the bathroom.
• Cabinet doors. (For banging.)
• Mirrors.

• A TV remote.
• Basically don't waste your money on anything that is actually a toy.