Afternoon commute 2 Wednesdays ago:
4:45-5:18 pm = 33 minutes
Morning commute 2 Thursdays ago:
8:32-8:59 am (including a pit stop at Caribou) = 27 minutes
Morning commute TODAY:
8:50-8:54 am = 4 FREAKING MINUTES!!!!!
Conclusion: The only way my commute could be any better is if there were still a Caribou along the way.